Homework Jokes

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me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework

Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free

The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan

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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”