Home jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.