What is an orphans favourite time with his family
me time
GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home
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me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
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What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button
