Home jokes
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Memes
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.