Home jokes
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.