Home Jokes

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home

The orphan where do I go

The teacher home

Orphan catch me on the streets then

What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day

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I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?

If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button

Why did the orphan start crying

Because his apple found a home in his stomach

so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

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Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Kid: where do i put this ppr? teacher: i already said go ask ur neighbors. Kid: Ok *walks home to his neighbors house* Kid: hey neighbor i didn't know where to put this ppr and my teacher said to ask you do you know? Neighbor: no sorry i dont kid: okay bye! *kid walks back to school.* kid: teacher my next door neighbor didn't know. teacher: uhh you went home?! kid: yes you told meh to! teacher: i meant at school! kid: ohhhhhh! teacher: DUH!