Home jokes
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.