Home jokes

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.