I made a website for orphans it doesn’t have a home page
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
Why can’t orphan win trophy’s
Because they can’t take them home
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”
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What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
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Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
An Orphan walks into a bar and The bartender says "buddy you have to go home" the orphan replies " where is home"
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
