Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home
What does an orphan call home
NOTHING 🤣
An orphan can’t never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
MAN 1) have you ever walked into Stephen hawking's house
MAN 2) no
MAN 1) neither did he
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Timmy:*grabs box of trojans* Daddy:... Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
"I don't want to go on my at home history." -my friend, anon 2019
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks.
At home
I left my dog at home once and when I came home it was a mess, lets say I was in a RUFF situation
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because they’re scared you’ll drown in the kiddie pool.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
