Home jokes

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Why do orphans love Home Alone?

They like to see a familiar picture.

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"