Home jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.