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Orphan

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

Orphan

Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

Orphan

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

Store

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Christmas

I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.

Soldier

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Orphan

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Orphan

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Fridge

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

Phone

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Orphanage

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Cat

I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.

And then I noticed that my cat was missing.