Home jokes
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Memes
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.