Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Home Jokes
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
