Home jokes
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!