Home jokes
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Memes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.