Home jokes

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

How did the blind boy's parents punish him?

Rearrange the furniture.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!