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What is an orphans favourite navel film

Spiderman no way home

why cant orphans be gay. because they have no one to call daddy

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Why can’s orphans play bass ball

Because they can’t run home

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do what a good night of a good time and time to go oooo

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest

Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home

Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button

I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

If aliens were real

Then orphans would finally have a home

An Orphan walks into a bar and The bartender says "buddy you have to go home" the orphan replies " where is home"

What is an orphans favourite time with his family

me time

I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!

A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.