Home jokes

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."

Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.

What cookies did the orphans never try?

Home made cookies!

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF?

I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.