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Ice Cream

    • A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

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    • Virus

    • "Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

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    Dad

    • This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

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    • Orphan

    • Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

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    • Tree

    • Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

    Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

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    • Blowjob

    • I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

    She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

    The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

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    • Kid

    • A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.

    Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.

    The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.

    The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”

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