So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Home Jokes
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
