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One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third

I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.

Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.