Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
