i went on a orphan website,sadly there was no home page
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
What is wrong with the Orphan Website? It doesn't have a home page
all orphans must be gay because they are not home o fobic
Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
why can't orphans be gay? because then they would be home-osexual
what did jeffrey dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry , i've got ben and jerry in the freezer
what is an orphan's least favourite game? 44-homes
Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
