Home jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If you are homeless, get a home.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.