Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman he couldn't find his way home
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
so you mom call she side when covin come home
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
why did the orphan cross the road? To because he wanted to find home >:D
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
Why cant orpahans play baseball? They can't run home.
