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What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day

Aren't you going back home now? No I am going back home

why can't an orphan build a website, because

it won't have a home page

You could think that some orphans are gay

But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Kid 123 how’s downline Orphan what home😂😂😂😂😂 sorry

Why will the orphan never say honey I'm home

No one wants him not even the bees

why cant orphan play baseball they cant run home.

I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page

(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?

The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one

the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run

why don't orphans have a site page? Bc theres no home page.

What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.

I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work

Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀

Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...