What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.