So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
why did the orphan cross the road? To because he wanted to find home >:D
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What is wrong with the Orphan Website? It doesn't have a home page
