I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
What did the dick said to the ass hole?
You need another dick
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight
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stephen hawking didn't die he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky
I thought @$$hole trump was a businessman, not a broke man
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When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What's the sharpest thing in the world ?
A Fart..it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .
where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.
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I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Doctor? Can I please have a new butt. My old one has a hole and a crack it it.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Your forehead so big a hole state could fit on it
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂
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