I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
the titanic is now resort for fish
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What was Hitler known for? His exceptional caust efficiency
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
*my mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she recieved it from her cousin* ( ╹▽╹ )
*Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed of the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile* (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
