HI Jokes

Why did the dick go insane?

Someone kept messing with his head.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

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Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”