HI jokes
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Hi Ethan!
Hi Eric Le!
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Memes
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.