HI jokes
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!
My friends: Hi to my little friend!
Memes
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"