HI jokes

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.

One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,

"We will give you a replacement!"

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

Hi Ethan!

Hi Eric Le!

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

His life.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

Hi Trent!

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.