HI jokes

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.

He hugged me!

Why did the doctor get mad?

Because he was losing his patients.

Why did the ocean wave?

It wanted to say "Hi Tide."

Why did the squirrel swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?

Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.