HI jokes

Hi, how are you today?

Hi? Bye.

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Hi boo!

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Hi.

Hi.

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Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Hi, I'm stupid!

Hi, I am Bill.

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

Hi Trent!

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.