HI jokes

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

Hi, I'm stupid!

Hi, I am Bill.

Hi Sean!

FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

Hi Trent!

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."

JK.

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.

Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/

How does water say hi?

It waves.

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?