HI jokes

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

Hi, Dad.

A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,

"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."

Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

Hi boyyyy!

you.

What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?

"Hi-five!"

The cat said hi.