HI jokes

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

I love you.

Hi 👋

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.

DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.

MOM: No, you're not.

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.

Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.

Peter: "Hi Jack."

Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"

Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"

Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"

Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."

A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.

Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.

Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》

The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》

Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!