It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
HI Jokes
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
