Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
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Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
