HI jokes
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.