HI jokes

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

B. That men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Wife: "Hi honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not...."

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

Hi Eric Le!

Hi Ethan!

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

I love myself.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Hi huuuuuy.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.

Dad: I'm dying.

Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].

Dad: Really, now is not the time.

Son: I'm sorry.

Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...