Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Hes Jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
