Hes jokes

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.

When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.

Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.

Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!

Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!

When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,

he went to Ja-mall.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

Quack!

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?

Because he kneaded the dough!

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!

Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"

He was so naughty!

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.