Hes jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Memes
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...