Hes jokes
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Memes
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."