Hes jokes
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Memes
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.