Hes jokes
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Memes
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.