Hes jokes
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.