I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Hes Jokes
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
