Hes

Hes jokes

Tower

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

Sex

I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

Dad

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

Orphan

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

Man

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

Kid

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

Sleep

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

Wordplay

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."