Hes jokes
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Memes
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.