Hes jokes
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Memes
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.