Hes jokes
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Memes
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.