Hes

Hes jokes

Teacher

    • A note for my old English Teacher:

    Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...

    And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!

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    • Hunter

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.

    The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

    There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

    JIT

    • @everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

    The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

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    • Hunter

    • I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:

    Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”

    Did you laugh?

    Man

    • Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

    Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

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    • Stereotype

    • An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

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    • Penis

    • Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

    The black one... he's 13!

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    • School

    • After I see an anime boy acting cool,

    Me at school acting cool:

    My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

    Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

    Cat

    • When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”

    Wall

    • "Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

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