Hes jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!