Yo mama so fat that her belt size is Equator
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light he asked her to move out the way
Yo mamma so fat that Thanos had to snap his finger twice to get her out of Existence
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
