Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Herring Jokes
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
