When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
