What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much? Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place? Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break? Her Boner
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
My sister said to roast her bit my mom said im not allowed to burn trash
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
Yo mama so fat I have to take a train 2 buses and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
