Herring jokes
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Memes
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.