Herring jokes

What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?

A-doll Hitler!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

Why did Sally cross the road?

She didn’t wear her seatbelt.

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

I finally got a girlfriend.

Her name is Remington Model 32.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.