Herring jokes

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.

My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.

Her (DYM 88).

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.