Herring jokes

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Why did Sophia cross the road?

To eat her nuggies!

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!

Her (DYM 121).

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?