Herring jokes

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Her (DYM 121).

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Why did Sophia cross the road?

To eat her nuggies!

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.