Herring jokes

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?

Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.