Herring jokes

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.