I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Herring Jokes
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
