Herring jokes

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Hey, I broke up with your girl.

-Me: What? Why?

Wait, what?

-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?

'Cause she can't watch her mouth.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."