Herring jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.