Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
