Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
