Her jokes

Mom

    • My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

    We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

    Yo mama

    • Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

    Puerto Rican

    • A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

    Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

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    • Her memes

    Girlfriend

    • I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

    Me be like: ;-;

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    • Face

    • Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

    Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

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    • Vagina

    • An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.

    Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!

    Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.

    Doctor: I didn’t.

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    • Mama

    • Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

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    • Death

    • Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

    Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

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    • Dad

    • This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

    (Do you get the joke?)

    (Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

    Murder

    • Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

    She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

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