Her jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.