Her jokes
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.