Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Her Jokes
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didnβt the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! π
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because thatβs where you were made."
