Hellen Keller jokes
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!