Helen jokes
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 馃槰
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller鈥檚 house?
She has.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Why can鈥檛 Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She鈥檚 dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
Heard the Helen Keller single? It鈥檚 called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!