Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
