Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
How do u shut Hellen Keller up
U give her mittens
Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet
Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up
Do you know where Hellen Keller lives? Neither does she
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, “(sign language)”
Hellen Keller can use hodled’s words because they are so bad.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller…
Me: Knock Knock Her:
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Redundant.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman… no other reasons besides that.
why cant Helen Keller drive. Because she’s a women no seriosly why can’t she drive. Because she’s dead.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her… wait never mind she can’t talk.
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Who is Helen Keller?
Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she’s dead.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand? … She moans with her right