How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

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Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did helen kellers parents punish her?

By rearranging the furniture

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn’t see anything wrong with it

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

  2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

  2. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  3. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.