Helen

Helen Jokes

Helen Keller

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

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  • Basketball

    How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

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  • Helen Keller

    How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

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  • Helen Keller

    How do you know when Helen Keller is home?

    Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

    Helen Keller

    Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.

    (She's blind and deaf)

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