Corner

Reader

How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Dog

Ismael Brito

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

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Color

jahsey onfroy

what is hellen keller’s favorite color

velcro

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Hand

DrunkenKitty

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

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Toilet

Anonymous

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Blue

Anonymous

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

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Name

Matt

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

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Burning

Anonymous

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

Confusion

snapchat is @endermen_1

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

Sound

I killed a man

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

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Parent

Anonymous

How did helen kellers parents punish her?

By rearranging the furniture

Hand

Dick Dick

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

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Chair

Anonymous

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

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Read

Mercy Shore

Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she’d ever read.

Ride

RayneLee

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn’t see anything wrong with it

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Fork

Joel Phillips

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

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Hand

Neonskittle

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.

She screamed until her hands got tired.

Chair

Anonymous

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

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See

pikachuplayz2

Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.

(shes blind and deaf)

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Orphan

Anonymous

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

  2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

  2. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  3. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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