Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
Why were her hands purple? She Heard it Through the Grapevine
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
Playing hide n seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
