Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
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Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
