Helen jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Community talk
Helene PLEASE for the LOVE OF JEWS stop typing on older post or EDITING anything , this has been an annoyance since @apple account
Helene is gonn be mad at me </3 IM STILL FUCKING SICK. I THINK IM DYING OF THIS STUPID SICKNESS THAT MAKES ME THROW UP
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
because she's a woman.